Harry Potter Jokes!

I write a lot of Harry Potter Jokes on my blog so now I can put them all in one place!

Harry Potter and the Winnie the Pooh.

Harry Potter and the Poohlosopher’s Stone

Harry Potter and the Chambeeyore of Secrets

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Kangaban

Harry Potter and the Piglet of Fire

Harry Potter and the Owlder of the Phoenix

Harry Potter and the Heffa-Lump Prince

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hundred Acre Woods

Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2 has been moved to December 21st 2012, the day after the end of the world.

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I see you flying ‘round time in the Tardis I love and I’m like, well Doc Who-oo-oo…

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In case you had any doubts.

The 108th Gif in your folder is your Boggart.

You like to laugh?

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No Squibs by TLC

I don’t want no squib,
A squib is a guy that can’t get no love from me,
Hanging in the passenger seat,
Of his friend’s Cleansweep,
Tryna get hallows from me.

Top Ten Harry Potter Deleted Characters

  1. Inida Longbottom - Neville’s Skinny Aunty
  2. Mike Umbridge - Dolores’ Hunky Son
  3. Ceasar Black - Sirius’ Racist Brother
  4. Donkey Tonks - Nymphadora’s Ass-hole Pet
  5. Amanda Lovegood - Luna’s Needy Mother
  6. Aida Krum - Viktor’s Fat Sister
  7. Luce Chang - Cho’s Poor Father
  8. Parker Fudge - Corneilius’ Gay Uncle
  9. Flo Weasley - Ginny’s Moody Grandmother
  10. Mustapha Wood - Oliver’s Horny Cousin